[Farmer Dean]

Thankfully the human body is mostly water,15-20 seconds of exposure wouldn’t raise the baby’s internal temp.enough to cause permanent damage.The damage I’d cause to the father would be permanent however.

[Titan Magroyne]

Thankfully the human body is mostly water... Microwaves heat more efficiently if there's moisture present, actually.

That poor baby.

Would that a man-size microwave existed, but I'd settle for cooking the turd in the electric chair. I'd have no problem throwing the switch myself.