[dforest]

What would your years of study and your profound intellect suggest in this situation?

Since you asked, I would suggest a psychoanalyst, Prozac, and a beer.

When the shrink holds up those little ink blots?, don't say Rudy to each of them.

[AmishDude]

Since you asked, I would suggest a psychoanalyst, Prozac, and a beer.

Indeed.

And for me?

[Liz]

When the shrink holds up those little ink blots?.... don't say "Rudy" to each of them.

Gotta watch that stuff...... saying nutsy-cuckoo things like that to a shrink could alert the men in the white coats. And for heaven's sakes, try not to say:

"Rudy, Tudy, he's my man,
If he can't beat 'em, nobody can."

Course, lotta the Rooty Rooter wideawake types been sipping stuff that makes their brains freeze. Now, because I am so nice, I am giving 'em a friendly warning:

WARNING TO WIDEAWAKES Two or three No-Doze tablets washed down with a six-pack of this

can affect cognitive ability (if you ever had one).