[Farmer Dean]

Time for a lawyer joke.
Q;Why don’t buzzards eat dead lawyers?
A;Professional courtesy.

[wbill]

Was at a fair not too long ago with my Dad. Some local ambulance chaser had a booth there with a sign: "Free Legal Advice, Ask us Anything!"

Dad asked the shyster behind the table if he knew the difference between a tragedy and a Damn Shame.

Lawyers. No Sense of Humor.