These singers and musicians should just walk or bike down to their local parks and strum on their acoustic guitars.
Better yet, Algore and his pals should stop traveling by plane or car altogether and they should stop using the Internet and electricity and they should shut down their various businesses and enterprises and they should all sit on their front porches and send out good thoughts and white light.
After I wrote this, it suddenly dawned on me, why Algore is so obsessed with this global warming thing. Because he's majorly responsible for it! I mean, Algore INVENTED the Internet! Think of all the electricity he has caused to be used! The man must be RACKED with guilt!