[martin_fierro]

Microsoft Corp. said Friday it will buy aQuantive Inc. for $6 billion, paying an 85 percent premium to snap up one of the last large independent companies in a consolidating Web advertising market.

Expect an aggressive ad campaign to follow.

[Petronski]

I suspect copyleftists like Smallman are like this.

Of course, they also executed that flat tire I had last month, and the rain that ruined my barbecue too.

Scabies? Periodontal disease? Malformed Spamloaf Syndrome?

SMALLMAN!!!