Ah Chertoff. Anyone who thinks Ted Kennedy is “awesome” doesn’t deserve to serve in a Republican cabinet.
Err,maybe he was referring to Kennedy’s staggering girth?Or the volume of scotch he can guzzle and remain on his feet?
Great, you have just made the list for deportation to of all countries, Mexico. Since you have no idea what the rule of law means, we, the American people, figure you do understand the laws or should I say rule of Mexico. What better place for you?
You realize that you have terminated your rights to be an American citizen, therefore, will not have free access to a money spigot as you do here in the United States. You will have to live on your own. No special treatment, no money, maybe living with no shelter on the streets or the beach in Kennedy’s case since we know he has a special knowledge of water. You will have to find your own food, maybe with a job as a street sweeper(which is honorable in my opinion). That should help any of you on a diet or should be on one.
You should know that the fence has been built so no sneaking into our great land and any monies you possessed here legal or illegal is no longer yours as we have redistributed to the many illegals that have come to this country before January, 2007. That alone should well compensate our illegal friends.
We Americans wish you well in your new life and hope that you can explain the the Mexican police who arrest you for a crime you did not commit. Have a great life or some kind of life if that’s what you call it and hasta luego.