Who's Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between [identical twin] Brothers

ABC news ^ | May 21, 2007 | Mary Kathryn Burke

[Professional Engineer]

That’ll drive an genealogy buff nuts in 100 years or so.

[pogo101]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

We know they're both homozygous for the Stupid gene.

[Samwise]

The jokes could write themselves on this thread, but I’m gonna bite my tongue.

[Red Badger]

THAT was a creepy movie...........

[LaineyDee]

ewwwwwwww. They need to go on Jerry Springer.

[Red Badger]

In this case, Sarah may really HAVE two daddies!...........

[VeritatisSplendor]

Draw straws for who’s gonna be daddy and who is uncle. Divide the child support between them; keep it confidential. Poor kid; I hope all her parents settle down and don’t unzip it for random passers-by any more.

Mrs VS

[Tamar1973]

"I want to go to the Supreme Court," Raymon told ABC News. "If they can't prove it's me then they should throw it out of court." And as for the child support, he said, "The state should eat it."

What a lowlife scum!

[Star Traveler]

Well, these days, when you have sex with anyone (including identical twins... ooops), that’s what happens. I remember a girl I knew a long time ago told me about a rule that she had (it would have solved this problem anyway), she said she didn’t have sex with another (different) guy until she had her period. That would have worked.

But, what actually works better is what the Bible says, and that’s to get married and dont’ mess around. It appears that a lot of people aren’t paying any attention to that these days...

[BossLady]

".....noted Lori Andrews, a top genetics lawyer.....The legal standard is lower."

No comment..... ;)

[Publius6961]

"I want to go to the Supreme Court," Raymon told ABC News. "If they can't prove it's me then they should throw it out of court." And as for the child support, he said, "The state should eat it."

I thought this story amusing until I got to this part.
Such monumental arrogance can be rewarded only one way: Since both brothers played they must both pay equally. They should consider themselves lucky, each needs to pay just half the usual amount.

The female canine in question, on the other hand, should not be rewarded by getting double the usual amount.
End of story.

[Mrs.Z]

Solomon would have suggested cutting the kid in two, but since neither “daddy” wants the daughter, I suggest doing some cutting on the two “daddies”.

[GQuagmire]

Here are the "baby daddies"

[joylyn]

If you’re going to sleep around, why do it with identical twins? I thought the point was to have some variety.

[Star Traveler]

What a lowlife scum!

Well, the problem is that only one is the daddy, so it's going to be hard for you to define which one is the actual "lowlife scum". So, which one were you talking about, now? Or, are you going to split that one down the middle, too?

Regards,
Star Traveler

[MrEdd]

12 posts and nobody says “Nappy headed”?

[Perdogg]

I must be doing something wrong.

[Ingtar]

I’m thinking that with the character shown by this bunch, the court should make the baby a ward of the state and put the baby up for adoption. Is it just me, or was the sex of the baby and any other detail left out of this?