Posted on 05/22/2007 1:07:20 AM PDT by Lorianne
As Iran has just begun it's warm-weather crackdown on women's dress in the regime with the Iranian Fashion Police out in full force, it might (or it just might not) bring up the age-old theological question-
What do women and mass transit have in common?
Quite a lot, according to Iranian Mullah Hojatolislam Hassani. In last Friday's sermon (Friday is the Islamic Holy day), Gateway Pundit reports that the Islamic hardliner divided women into three groups--
The first group... he said are the women who are badly veiled who are like buses who everyone and anyone can ride.
The second group... are women who are wearing scarves without the Islamic overcoats; they are like taxis who only pick up certain passengers.
And finally, in the third group... there are women like my wife who are like donkeys who let only one person ride them!
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Mausoleum Veils could certainly improve the looks of these old dogs.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
This puts the men in a bad light more than it does the women.
These mullahs are seriously warped.
we should wait until all the Mullahs meet for a mullah confab and hit the place with several ICBM’s loaded with conventional
explosive warheads. Try and pop them all at one time & place.
Well you can’t argue with logic like that.
I thought this was an Onion type story, but as far as I can tell, it’s for real. Islam, like Liberalism, is definitely a mental disease.
This mullah was acting as a spokesman for Bill Clinton.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
The way my co-worker has explained it is that the concept of “free will” is foreign to this faith. Every failing has a blaim and uncontrolled lust is the fault of the attractive woman, just like their poverty is the fault of the jews, not their antiquated culture.
Bump
And how many donkeys did this chap have to go through before finding out they were like his wifey? Disgusting.
A man should "have" only one donkey.
If the main stream media and politicans of both parties have their way this will be in the U.S. of A. before very many moons.
From their point of view, anything is better than those nasty Christians.
Here’s another story from Little Green Footballs about another wacky mullah’s thoughts:
Al-Azhar University, one of Sunni Islam’s most prestigious institutions, ordered one of its clerics Monday to face a disciplinary panel after he issued a controversial decree allowing adults to breast-feed.
Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.
In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman’s biological children.
Attiya - the head of Al-Azhar’s Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad - insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.
In other words it’s OK to have women as co-workers as long as you are breast feeding from them!!! Where they come up with this stuff.......
First time I ever heard of an ass riding a donkey.
When a society is so puritanical that it rules out male-female interactions before marriage, some very strange behavioral mutations occur: men milking co-workers, guys flying planes into buildings, people having their hands cut off. You gotta release those hormones somehow.
What gets me is how someone so obviously mentally deficient can wind up in a position of power.
Oh, wait; I forgot about Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, ad nauseum...
His wife probably smells like a Donkey too, not to mention looks like one. To be honest I never saw a Donkey only one man could ride, or one any man would want to ride. Give me a horse every time.
The Mullah might come home for lunch unexpectedly and find another donkey in his paddock, if he has this kind of attitude...
Think of all the greenhouse gases from those multiple ICBMs... We could reduce the carbon footprint of your plan by sending just one missile armed with a nuke.
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