[hsalaw]

The Today Show: Matt, Meredith, and the gang deliver the news, health & beauty tips, and just plain fun you need to start your morning off right, while dodging unseen snipers.

LOL!

[roses of sharon]

American women, on the whole, are more embarrassing with every passing year.

[sageb1]

If we all stop talking about these morons, will they just go away?

[Tanniker Smith]

The Hot Na-ked Cartoon Chicks and Bitchin’ Car Wrecks View.

Okay, this I could watch -- with or without Heckle and Jeckyl.

[kevkrom]

Truly an epic debate, destined to go down in the annals alongside Lincoln/Douglas.

I think we can all agree, however, that rendering down O'Donnell's blubber into a usable fuel source might alleviate some of our dependence on foreign oil, though it's probably not a good idea to think about where your gasoline came from while driving...

[dighton]

Wholesome entertainment for the entire family.

[RichInOC]

‘Hawk, Treacher has the germ of an idea there. One glaring omission, though: What about the home audience?

[TChad]

Oh, I suppose I could get on board with your plan if it included electric eels or a climactic shark release into the submerged studio; few of us can resist a bloody feeding frenzy, plus it would provide a potential promotional tie-in with the Discovery Channel.

And after the sharks die from heart attacks after stuffing themselves with all that fat? Where's your Discovery Channel tie-in then, after PETA starts bitching about cruelty to sharks?

[dighton]

Bump for the Saturday afternoon squad.