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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
>Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
>but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
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> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ‘So.... you’re
>a man.
> That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
>There’s nothing left , but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
>we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
>our days’.
>
> Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
>this must be a sign from God!’
>
> The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My
>car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely
>God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. ‘ Then she
>hands the bottle to the man.
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
>bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
>immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
>
>
> The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
>
> The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police....’
>
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
>
> Women are evil.
>
> Don’t mess with us!