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How do you lose 2 whales?........
1 posted on 05/30/2007 1:30:33 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Well first you get a Romulan Bird of Prey, then give a guy the formula for transparent aluminum...............


2 posted on 05/30/2007 1:32:13 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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I think they were abducted by a starship from the future.

Anybody know where I can file a patent for transparent aluminum?

3 posted on 05/30/2007 1:32:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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You know, these things taste like chick...

Oh, did I type that? Uhh, yeah, go look out in the ocean or something. Pay no attention to my 40 foot smoker...


7 posted on 05/30/2007 1:34:05 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Tagline: Kinda like a chorus line but without the legs)
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Ask Barbara Walters. She’s managed to do it on The View.


9 posted on 05/30/2007 1:34:39 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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How do you lose 2 whales?

Well, you convince one to quit The View and the other to make another documentary film.
10 posted on 05/30/2007 1:34:47 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Put illegals on ICE)
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They vere close to the old base vhere they had nuclear wessels in Alameda...


11 posted on 05/30/2007 1:36:26 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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I'm afraid I have bad news for them.....


13 posted on 05/30/2007 1:37:20 PM PDT by poindexter
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The probably turned into a pot of petunias.


14 posted on 05/30/2007 1:37:39 PM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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I’m surprised they were not “rescued” for their own good and placed in SeaWorld’s luxurious accommodations.


16 posted on 05/30/2007 1:38:50 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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"They could be anywhere," said Carol Singleton . . .

Oh yeah? I've been wearing my anti-whale ring for fifteen years, and I can assure you they are not, and will not be, where I am right now. Those in Michael and Rosie's vicinity may have a different take.

18 posted on 05/30/2007 1:39:17 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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It's called Kujira and it is very tasty.


19 posted on 05/30/2007 1:39:41 PM PDT by mnehring (Fred Thompson\Zell Miller '08 - Give the Dems and Terrorists Hell !!!!!!!!!!)
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DH is out on the Bay right know and he just called me. Apparently there is a pod about 2 mile beyond the Gate. They think the two touring whales have joined up with them.

Whether they stole the formula for transparent aluminum is still a mystery.

20 posted on 05/30/2007 1:42:13 PM PDT by pbear8 (Padre Pio please pray for Tony Snow and for inflorida)
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Swim Fast Little Fellas, Swim Very Fast!
21 posted on 05/30/2007 1:43:22 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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“How do you lose 2 whales?........”

Remember, if you will, these are liberals we’re talking about. None of them is capable of finding even his/her own ass.


22 posted on 05/30/2007 1:43:54 PM PDT by vetsvette (Bring Him Back)
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“It would be nice to have a dramatic ending where we’re standing on the Golden Gate Bridge as they pass under....Jeez! and then we all link hands and cry?...Get a grip.


24 posted on 05/30/2007 1:45:14 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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How do you lose 2 whales?........

A Klingon Battle Cruiser with the cloaking device engaged transported them into a giant aquarium made of 12 inch thick plexiglass (because transparent aluminum hasn't been invented yet). And it wasn't a moment too soon, because a planet destroying probe is headed toward earth because it lost contact with the whales when we hunted them to extinction in the mid 21st century, and the radio waves it was sending to try to reestablish contact would have caused massive destruction to the planet.

25 posted on 05/30/2007 1:45:16 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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You would think someone would have “tagged” them with homing devices...


27 posted on 05/30/2007 1:48:30 PM PDT by conservativehusker (GO BIG RED!!!!)
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I know how you can make a whale disappear...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

28 posted on 05/30/2007 1:49:01 PM PDT by Deguello
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How do you lose 2 whales?........

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32 posted on 05/30/2007 1:56:10 PM PDT by magslinger (Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss. R.A.Heinlein)
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Is this something I’m supposed to care about?


34 posted on 05/30/2007 1:58:37 PM PDT by bandleader
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