Caption Hillary reading to pre-schoolers in L.A.

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 5/30/07 | staff

[OESY]

Hillary: "OK, who wants to sue their parents for
tolerating a rotten public education system?"

Kids: "I do." "I do." "Me too."

.

[Brilliant]

"These hemoroids are killing me."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Mrs. Clinton, Mrs Clinton. Um, if your butt wasn't so big could you still keep our mayor in your back pocket?"

[F.J. Mitchell]

The kid asks: “Will you take me riding on your broomstick?”

Another kid: “Are you going to eat us up?”

[Brilliant]

"Now, kids... Be cooperative because I have 40 other photo-ops
I've got to attend before noon."

[Brilliant]

"Who said you could talk, kid?"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Kids, let me tell you, this campaigning is a real bitch. Who here has some Ritalin you can share with me?"

[JohnLongIsland]

now repeat after me USA is spelled M-A-O.

[Joe Boucher]

Gonna take you away from those bad parents and put you all in state schools at birth. The better to indoctrinate you into how to think. Dress you all up in brown shirts.

[OESY]

Villaraigosa: "Now remember kids, every now and then Hillary's face locks up
in what we call in the pandering profession 'The Frozen Smile Syndrome' or FSS.
While she is attempting to thaw, please respect her disability and do not fold,
bend, spindle or mutilate her, no matter your feelings on today's interloper."

.

[Brilliant]

"Everyone raise their right hand. AHA!! Now we know who the
smarter sex is, don't we?"

[Brilliant]

"In my mind, I'm giving you the finger."

[wintertime]

Ping

[LantzALot]

"It's So-o-o nice to have toadies here in Hollywierd. They made me up so that my eyes look wide and this silly smile will last all day."

[sweet_diane]

I’ve come to believe this woman doesn’t even have a non forced smile in her.

[spectre]

Pay attention boys and girls..

"Once Upon a Friggin Fairy Tale, there was an ugly old witch who desperately wanted to be Royalty, so she made a deal with the Devil if he would make her Queen of the land in 2008.."

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[MinuteGal]

"Someday, you'll all learn to salute me with the correct arm."

Leni

[OESY]

Kid: "Is it true that the reason all those 900 FBI files on Republican candidates
went missing is because you were setting up an opposition research database
using White House staff on taxpayer-funded salaries, even though the individuals
thereby surveiled had nothing to do with al Qaeda, and that Bush made you do it?"

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[OESY]

Hillary: "Is the chair wet, or is it just me?"

.

[Caipirabob]

"No sweetie, I don't really 'eat' your soul, I simply ingest it where it swirls in eternal darkness serving my every whim."