“Journey to the Center of the Earth”
Some river rafter, says there's a hole in the artic, with no evidence, and a 'scientific team' is going to investigate it, with no evidence, hoping to find a way to the center of the Earth, with no evidence, trying to find an advanced civilization, with no evidence.
Yup. Sounds scientific reasoning ...
Oh. Best part? ... otherwise, we'll just muck about at the North pole for a few months and see all the sights.
Ultra-maroons I tell ya!