[whatisthetruth]

The news depresses ya, so ya drink, which depresses ya more, so ya drink more...

If Savage followed that formula he wouldn't have a show, and not only that you can't stay drunk, once you're sober nothing's changed only you feel worse.

[period end of story]

...once you're sober nothing's changed only you feel worse.

And you're even worse to be around. (grumpy bear)