My husband’s new titanium and ceramic hip means that he gets wanded and patted and the whole kit and caboodle each time. He wondered if there were some way to get a card stating that he has a prosthesis, and should be waved through. I told him that I certainly hope not - can you imagine how easy those would be to get?
All a terrorist needs to do is have a hip replacement.
With a bomb inside.
Ummm, forget it. I didn't mean that. I take it back. Just joking! You didn't see this!