Posted on 06/06/2007 12:16:08 PM PDT by gpapa
Yesterday I googled "Turkey and the Kurds" and got 1,310,000 hits. Then I googled "Paris Hilton"andgot 45,800,000 hits. That seems about right. Who wouldn't prefer to reflect on the soft-porn potential of the spoiled, slinky, sexually incontinent, blonde heiress facing down the various titillating menaces of the prison shadows, rather than thinking about the prospect of yet another war in the Middle East.
Although, if Paris had been sentenced to a Turkish prison we could have merged the two stories in a sort of updated "Thousand and One Nights" adventure with Paris in the part of Scheherezade, telling fascinating tales to stop her husband King Shahryar from killing her. In the updated version Paris would obviously sell her fascinating tales afterward for publicity and profits, rather than for her life -- as in the original.
(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...
Turkey, Kurds & Paris Hilton.......There’s a country song in there just screamin’ to get out...........
I was thinking of another analogy involving Little Miss Muffet, Kurds and whey...
After poor little rich girl gets out of confinement, I suspect she’s going to write a book with a ghost writer of course.
Paris cute, nice to look at. Turks and Kurds ugly, not nice to look at.
Paris may have actually been "hit" more times than that.
I have only one hope that she’ll grow from it. She’s been sentenced to share a cell with only herself. I doubt she’s had even three minutes of quiet introspection, three weeks of it might be the substitute for the discipline she should have gotten as a child.
It will be an adult pop-up book, I bet.
and “paris hilton”ain’t talking about the hotel chain most of the time...
from google search:
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,680,000 for hilton hotels paris france. (0.15 seconds)
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