Imagine this: Sailing off Somalia disguised as a small unarmed passenger ship, We have deck chairs shuffleboard and even a great buffet. We see the pirates approach, we drop the false facade and guns appear everywhere and we set about blazing away at pirates in their boats sinking them and sending their Islamic butts to Allah.
Hell: I would even volunteer for that job myself. We could make it a cruise and even charge for the privilege. No bag limit ,no plugs in the guns,no license required.
Sign me up! I want to prove that I can be falling down drunk and still whip some arab a$$!