[R.W.Ratikal]

Who cares? Paris Hilton is the biggest non-news item to dominate cable and TV networks since the Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell spat.

Both are right up there with the report that Irving Schmuckbucket of East Fort Wayne color-coded the labels on the canned goods in his pantry in the summer of 1922.

[Larry Lucido]

Irving Schmuckbucket of East Fort Wayne color-coded the labels on the canned goods in his pantry in the summer of 1922.

I always that he took a bad rap for that, myself.