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I had this idea while driving home the other day.

My amnesty plan: the United States of America should offer amnesty to the first two million illegal immigrants who sign up for it. Give them five weeks to register and then, no questions asked, grant full citizenship to the first two million (based on time-stamps of their applications). Then, everyone else who applied should be deported (and we will know where they live because of their applications) to the capital city of their nation of origin - with the cost being deducted from that nation's annual 'foreign aid'. Just a thought.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Hey, I’m feeling generous. Give them 90 days. Then, give the 1st million amnesty, and hold a drawing among all the rest for another million in amnesty, and then pay anybody else who signed up $5000 and send them home.

If you catch anybody after 90 days, fine them $5000 and send them home.

For each month after, increase the fine by $1000.

Further, every employer reports ALL their illegals. The first 500,000 unique names GET AMNESTY, and for 90 days, the employers get full amnesty for hiring and paying ANY illegal that they report. After 90 days, we fine the employers plus make them pay back social security AND taxes for the employees.

I don’t actually like this plan much, but if you want to do what you said, I think this is a better way to do so.