Now where are they gonna worship satan?
Too critical, so I’ll put an end to it. I announce here that I am the 12th Iman, praise be to Allah. My orders to my followers: lay down your arms and rally around Bush the Great, a man of caring and Supreme Goodness of Character (SGC). Hug one another, Sunni and Shi’te. Let the women come out from their underclass status, they are now equal to the men and the animals. It’s now okay to depict any prophet in artwork, and any image of anything whatsoever is now allowed, praise be to Allah and Bush. Dance, drink, light up, and lighten up my children. The Americans and the people of Israel love you, so love them in return. Love your mother and your father, but not too literally my friends. And sit down on Sunday nights to view “John From Cincinatti” and thus learn from the mature followers of the 12th Iman, who I am what I am, hot damn.