You Might Be an Illegal Alien if . . .

[beaversmom]

You might be an illegal alien if your primary care physician’s initials are E.R.

[Nea Wood]

...if people constantly flatter you, telling you what a fine, hardworking, family values person you are, while demonizing those who oppose you.

[Deaf Smith]

...If you have to drive to Del Rio, Texas to pick up your Mom after her trip to see the folks back home.

(The trip down was free)

[Liberty Tree Surgeon]

If you are still donating to the RNC.

Perfect!

[Patriotic Thunder]

You might be a Illegal Alien if,
while in the United States you
killed 25 Americans daily, 13 by drunk driving
molested 8 children
and committed 7 rapes,
and oh by the way, 36% of all Illegals arrested, have been arrested five, yes five, times before.
source.... http://www.patrioticthunder.com

[TheDon]

LOL!

[Do Be]

You might be an illegal alien if . . . .

You think the true meaning of freedom is that the dumb are giving it all away for free.

[slappyTmonkey]

You might be an illegal alien if you’re on this list—

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/fugitives/vc/murders/vc_murders.htm

Oh, I’m just kidding. If you’re on that list you really ARE an illegal alien.

[fish hawk]

This thread is not Politically Correct therefore I recommend that it keeps going.

[Do Be]

You might be an illegal alien if . . .

The IRS thinks it's too much trouble to ask you to pay taxes.

[april15Bendovr]

This one is sad but true.

You might be an Illegal Alien if you are a drug smuggler that puts U.S. border guards in U.S. jails while winning a large cash settlement in the process.

[HEY4QDEMS]

YMBAIA if the only convertable you’ve ever driven had the words John Deere on it.

[i_dont_chat]

You might be an illegal alien if your clothes hamper, your dresser, and your dinner table is the same piece of furniture.

[Do Be]

You might be an illegal alien if . . .

You get a visit from an IRS agent who knows you owe back taxes but only wants your enchilada recipe.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>...You come to the United States so you can get a job at a Mexican restaurant.

Around my locale it would be a kitchen job at a Chinese buffet place....

[EternalVigilance]

You might be an illegal alien if . .

Karl Rove gives a rip about your vote.

Wait, there's no "might" about it...

[fight_truth_decay]

You might be an illegal alien if you are male, 5'4", 130 lbs
and your driver's license reads:

Name: Rosie O'Donnell

Weight: 205 lbs
Birthdate: March 21, 1962
Commack, New York
USA

[Do Be]

You Might Be an Illegal Alien if . . .,

If you think George Bush and Ted Kennedy are patriots.

[PsyOp]

If your SSN# is 001-02-0003.