[massgopguy]

It’s not you, it’s me. Well it’s really not me, you see there’s this judge.......

[nonsporting]

A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.

I haven't had a girlfriend for 26 years. I never considered this a "punishment."

Yeah, this is going to work. Too bad the ex-girlfriend can't get trained to carry and operate a handgun and wahck this whackjob when he shows up to beat to her death.