I like the Dennis Miller as Press Sec idea ... it’s about time ascerbic wit squelched the smarmy liberals rounding our the WH press corps. (or should that be corpse? Bwahahaha, words can be such fun in English)
“Press corpse” is indeed a fitting term for the gang that covers the White House. Dennis Miller would be a delightful antidote to their smarmy sanctimony and self-important arrogance.