[toddlintown]

“1) a glass bottle of ice water in the fridge;”

My old man always had a bottle of ice water in the fridge. One early Saturday morning I grabbed the bottle with two hands, it slipped though my fingers and right on my right foot big toe.

Lost the nail a few weeks later and the damned thing grew back as an ingrown. Still bothers me to this day.

[Constitutions Grandchild]

I take it that isn’t among your “treasured” memories. ;-) I understand about the toe thing. Lost (both) mine after playing full day of tennis without socks. Yup, sure enough one is ingrown. Sorry about yours. I know how it hurts. Only thing on me (other than eyes) that’s failing.

Okay, you can strike the bottle of ice water from your list, just like tennis with spouse is off mine. Not so much over the toe thingie, but got tired of him jamming aces down my throat and having him make fun of me for whining.