CARNAC: “Dead skunks, telephone solicitors, and the U.S. Congress.”
(opens envelope.)
“Name three things less popular then President Bush.”
(Concept of joke not original to me. Might have read something like it on FR earlier.)
You forgot LAWYERS!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Mortgage lenders, car salesmen, Congress.
I really miss Carnac. Johnny Carson is sorely missed in my household.
One that I remember off the top of my head....
Holds envelope to head and says: “HUT-Two-Three-Four”
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Opens envelope and reads question: “What’s the address of the hut next to hut-two-three-two?”