Reminds me of a story I once heard:
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. (Easy, its fiction) St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. The lawyer is contesting his death. (I, don’t know if he paid $10,000.00). He tells the good Saint that there must be some mistake, he is in good health and is only 40 years old. St. Peter looks in his book, and says “No mistake, according to your billing records, you are 90 years old.”
“No mistake, according to your billing records, you are 90 years old.”
I’d be willing to wager that it was a Lawyer who INVENTED that joke.