Send it back with Monopoly money along with some expletives.
Personally, I'd send 'em a brand new Mexican Peso instead. (worth about a dime)
How about dem apples, Senor Lott? Just call me part of the problem. (I'm a talk radio listener/caller)
Or as Senator Foghorn Hollings himself would say,
Dey's too much freedom of speech goin' on out deh!"
Nam Vet