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U.S. Capitol Full of Crap [Someone made a "mess" in the Senate]
Roll Call via DCist ^ | June 15, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 06/15/2007 2:55:46 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty

People around the country have long complained that politicians are full of it. Now their workplace is too. The story, apparently broken by Roll Call, is that on Wednesday, workers found at least three piles of poo (yes, actual poo) in the hall on the Senate side of the building, and possibly some more in a gallery overlooking the Senate chamber.

There have been piles of questions about this - some have speculated it was an accident by a kid (who must have really had to go), that it was some political statement by one or more adults judging by the sheer amount of doody, or maybe it was brought from elsewhere since nobody spotted the offender(s) in action. The Capitol Police (and unfortunate janitors) have no suspects yet.

Can anybody on the Hill give us some more info?

In any case, we really hope that someone gets to the bottom of this.


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KEYWORDS: itsanimprovement; nosymbolismhere; protest
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Roll Call speculates someone might be pi$$ed about the immigration bill.

What do you think?

1 posted on 06/15/2007 2:55:49 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Scuse me while I snicker about this for a while.


2 posted on 06/15/2007 2:56:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Cripes, that’s just disgusting.

But a little bit funny too at the same time.


3 posted on 06/15/2007 2:56:56 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Maybe Senator Reid blew his nose without a tissue.


4 posted on 06/15/2007 2:57:12 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Too bad it wasn’t a truckload.


5 posted on 06/15/2007 2:57:15 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Did they find Ted Kennedy in there?


6 posted on 06/15/2007 2:57:26 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Flush the Senate...?


7 posted on 06/15/2007 2:57:45 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Sleeping Beauty
Arlen lost sphincter control?
8 posted on 06/15/2007 2:58:26 PM PDT by surely_you_jest (I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

9 posted on 06/15/2007 2:58:47 PM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Illegals, making the poo that Americans wont.


10 posted on 06/15/2007 2:58:56 PM PDT by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: Man50D

John Kerry reporting for doody.


11 posted on 06/15/2007 2:59:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty
I think someone in DC is channeling my thoughts and feelings about the US Senate.
12 posted on 06/15/2007 2:59:43 PM PDT by starbase (Understanding Written Propaganda (click "starbase" to learn 22 manipulating tricks!!))
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To: ExTexasRedhead
Too bad it wasn’t a truckload.

That's an idea. How many bags of manure would the public have to send to the Senate and White House for them to get the message?
13 posted on 06/15/2007 2:59:46 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Sleeping Beauty

I guess now we can literally call it the “US Crapitol.”


14 posted on 06/15/2007 3:00:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: sionnsar
Flush the Senate...?

I'll vote for that!

15 posted on 06/15/2007 3:01:07 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Make that several truck loads.


16 posted on 06/15/2007 3:01:15 PM PDT by stockpirate (Juan` McCain and Jorge` W Bush, two birds of a feather!)
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To: Sleeping Beauty
Ted Kennedy and his Bean Burritos?
17 posted on 06/15/2007 3:01:15 PM PDT by cryptotech (End the OCCUPATION - Build the Wall -- Deport them ALL)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

lool bookmarked for laughs potential. thanks


18 posted on 06/15/2007 3:01:43 PM PDT by Ancient Drive
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To: TomGuy

It would take a C-5 load. Maybe even a few B-52 loads in addition to that.


19 posted on 06/15/2007 3:01:53 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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