Posted on 06/16/2007 1:04:19 AM PDT by rhinohunter
“... yes, double my shares in Izhevsk Machine Tool.. yes, AK47’s. It’s gonna be a big summer... and triple BergerBullets stocks... yes... ok, another 100 of WalMart as well. I’ll send you a blank check... you got it. Bye”
Security in New York? No problem. They search old ladies in wheel chairs, honest to Allah. They don't have time to harass me.
You ever try to get an old lady in and out of a wheel chair? Ten minutes, at least. If they check me and the old ladies, they would never get the plane in the air!
Yes, we opened a new Mosque in Boston too.
After the “Z” visa thing is worked out, my crew will all have valid drivers licenses and American passports.
They think 9-11 was bitch, just wait! Ha Ha!
“You don’t understand, I’m talking to you on my new Comcast Digital Voice.”
Just another day at the office -—
LOL! Love your home page.
Thanks!
If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
I’m eatin’ fancy chow and drinkin’ fancy wine
I’d like those stumble bums
To see for a fact
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums I attract
All I can say is “Wow-ee!”
Look-a where I am
They’d never believe it!
They’d never believe it!
If my friends could see me now!
Hi girls, it’s me! Abul!
If these thugs are so proud of being part of Hamas, why do they run around with black ski masks on so they can’t be identified?
The way the legs are crossed .. he looks like a she
So,...? What do you say Achmed?
My people talk to your people and we do lunch.
Nah!,...A blip, a nothing, a few schmendricks making noises. Wild kids, shooting in the air.
So I have this idea. A TV show. Yeah.
Four terrorists all hanging with each other. I call it,.....”
Thank you for calling Akbar’s technical support, my name is Ali, may I start with your ID number, please?
“Trent Lott’s office. Can you hold please?”
I think you're right. Look how long her legs are, compared to her top. Men are just the opposite. Shorter legs because men carry their strength in the upper part of their body. Of course, that could be one of those girlie men. LOL
Geeeeze! 8,000 dinar for a haircut at the “Silken Camel” and I have to cover it with this b’kocktah black hood.
Wait! I have a vision. It is TWO Palestines. One of the haves. One of the have nots. the haves have ALL of the ammo. And the poor,........
Girls! Its Bunko in the palace tonight!!!
"Hallo ... Oprah?? ... next week? ... the topic is
'Hamas: Mass Murderers or Just Misunderstood'
... Sure, we'll be there!"
Note: The following breaking news brief is a quote:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3413648,00.html
Report: Bodies of 7 Hamas militants found in security building in Gaza
Published: 06.16.07, 23:14 / Israel News
The bodies of seven Hamas members were found Saturday in the basement of the preventive security service headquarters, a Fatah stronghold captured Thursday, and the bullet-riddled corpse of a Fatah field commander turned up in southern Gaza.
Two Fatah loyalists were killed Saturday, in what Fatah alleged were revenge killings. More than 100 people were killed in a week of clashes. (AP)
“What is this ‘press one for English’?”
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