Posted on 06/16/2007 1:04:19 AM PDT by rhinohunter
Target practice.
Hello? al-Domino’s? One large Hawaiian Pizza, with everything...no wait, hold the hamas.
...yes that’s right. One with pepperoni, one with everything but green peppers, they give me gas.
darn. you beat me by a minute.
Short-Timer
I saw this earlier today and could not wait....Executive CEO terrorist ordering out....
Just by the way he/she is sitting with crossed legs,
it looks as if there isn’t too much getting in the way...LOL
I think it’s a she........
OK, I’m sitting down. Now what is it?
Yeah, Ma, you won’t believe where I’m at! Yes, in his office, on his phone. Too bad I had to kill my sisters for the family’s honor, they wouldn’t believe it, either. I’ll be home for supper, Allah willing, what are we having? Goat, again? Can I bring Abdul over? Well, gotta go, we’re gonna execute a few hostages and fire some rockets at Israel, but I should be home on time. Bye...
“Hello AP desk? Yea, it’s me Khalid. Look, we just took over the place and killed all the janitors....Achmed? Yea, he’s here. He’s getting pictures of me talking on the phone. Hey, the reason I called was this. I am going to be a bit late in my byline this week about “America the Great Satan” because we accidentally blew up my laptop by mistake in a car bombing. We’ll run the pictures by on our way to the stoning.... Yea, I know. Harry Reid and Nancy need another boost on the policy issues but they will just have to use Reuters this week. Freedom of the press and all that.”
“Ok, great. Well, gotta go. Have to tie the Israelis into this by planting evidence. I can get you that story by Monday. Take care now. Oh, Yea Allah Akbar.”
Asallahmo Allakom Ahmed, this is Senator Reid, I just wanted to congratulate you on your successful Surge. Oh, and are you still gonna be in town for next weeks CAIR fundraiser?
Nancy? Yes, it’s me.
We talked a few months ago? Remember?
Put the scarf back on your head or I’ll cut it off, Beotch!
Yes, gang of 88 at Duke, yes, thank you for the Honorary Doctorate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re arriving in late August to dish out some social justice on the white boys.
Avon, calling, big boy!
Mr. Chertoff? Oh, it’s Lindsay?
Yes, I need that new “Z” visa thing.
I appreciate all your doing to help me out.
I have a lot of work to do in the USA, and your Neanderthal base just doesn't seem to get it.
Biggots. Oh, by the way, I googled some pics of some elementary schools in Carolina. This google thing is great!
"If this gig don't work out, just get me to Mexico. Then it's three days to Motown."
Best I could come up with was:
"Hello, sorry to interrupt dinner but I'm calling for the DNC...."
“President Bush? What’s that... you want to recognize our conquest? Hmmm... Okay. But only if you give us lots of money and weapons. You will? Great. Now come over here to the Gaza Strip and grovel, you dhimmi swine!”
...
“You’re now coming to Gaza, too?”
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