I have heard some men, after shaving their beards, are getting circumcized.
If they’re Muslims, they’re already circumcised.
A guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, after years of contemplation, I’ve decided to be castrated.” The doc says, “Are you sure?” and the guy says, “Yes, I’ve thought of having it done for years - yes.”
Waking up in recovery, the guy sees another patient in the bed next to him and says, “What’d you have done?”
The other patient responds, “Circumcision.”
The first guy says, “That’s the word...”