That's why God gave girls knees, and boys sensitive groins.
And why God gave boys backsides, and parents willow switches.
She’s not my daughter but the child of a close friend.
All of your suggestions are great “after the fact” revenge.
However, knowing this particular girl as I do, I understand how she froze.
She really is quiet, sweet, and very much a child.
She seems to now be getting over this because her parents are taking her out of that school.