Inspector: "OK Yuseff, here's what we got... three of your suicide vests lack the proper day-glo orange safety panels. Two of your IED's lack the proper safety lock-outs on the detonators. Out back I noticed that you are mixing flamable liquids without the requisite number of fire-extinguishers on hand... One careless cigarette butt or stray NATO missile and you're history..."
Taliban Leader: "But..."
Inspector: "And another thing. Your guys are dumping waste chemicals in the creek behind your bomb-making hut. I'm gonna have to report that to Pak-EPA. They're gonna go ape-shiite when they see the mess you made back there..."