[ClearCase_guy]

These stories always remind me of the old Woody Allen routine where his rabbi gets invited on a TV show, and once he's on they ask him to name the 10 commandments. The rabbi runs into trouble with that, so he tries to improvise by naming the seven dwarfs.

Some folks are willing to lose all their dignity if it will "make them a star".

[battlegearboat]

Danny DeVito has offered him a hack job.

[small voice in the wilderness]

..speaking of some people being willing to lose all dignity if it will make them a star, I often wonder what happened to Judge Ito..