Liberalism And Lobotomies By Dennis Campbell (11/19/03)
A lobotomy, of course, is what was done to actor Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" when the front portion of his brain was removed, reducing him to a near-vegetative state (there has been no confirmation of the rumor that the same procedure was performed on Sen. Teddy Kennedy).
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he surely must want every Republican to become a Democrat, because if his desire to lobotomize all Republicans were actually fulfilled, there no longer would be any conservatives left at Wells College and the faculty would be 100% liberal. One can only assume this is the professor's goal: Lobotomize Republicans so they will become Democrats.
If my assumption is correct, this is a refreshing, if unintended, bit of honesty. He has confessed that the only way a conservative will become liberal is if a portion of his brain is removed.
Any conservative could have told him that.
>> OSBOURNE: Elisabeth needs a lobotomy!
She’s speaking from experience.
I think Hasselback is quite beautiful.
Maybe Ozzy could bite Sharon’s head off in a drunken stupor.
Ok Iknow she is just the freakin wife, but why can’t these buffoons just STFU and try to entertain? Enough already. I find myself often hoping a band or actor I like doesn’t go there so I can continue to enjoy them. Sigh.
Now we know how people become liberals. They are regular people with common sense who get lobotomies.
One MUST observe the rules, you know...
Consider the source - heavy metal rock star wife/manager. Don’t do debaucherous fun and games for 40 years and then expect to have credible political opinions. Make music, not noise.
Thanks for the laugh of the day! And how true!
>>>He has confessed that the only way a conservative will become liberal is if a portion of his brain is removed.<<<
(Texas Ranger): "How would you like it if we urinated on Big Ben?"
(Drunken Ozzy): "I don't give a ----, I don't live there."
PEOPLE: As an ex-talk show host, thoughts on the The View's Rosie O'Donnell-Elisabeth Hasselbeck feud?OSBOURNE: Elisabeth needs a lobotomy!
Damned Stalinist despot. Probably cheers the political gulags of a dictator like Castro.
Keep your eyes on the Left. They don't support free thought. If you dissent from liberalism, you deserve a knife your back.
Sharon is an idiot media whore.i bet she knows a great doctor.shes a high school drop out(at 15yrs old)
she should stick to whoring her zombie of a husband & druggie kids.
Sharon is SUCh a great MOTHER!! her kids are soooooo good! geesh.....what a loser.
That's right, they think Brabra is superior talent compared to you and "deer in the headlights" John.
I always take political advice from women who let their dogs crap all over the house. Ecchhh!
Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne needs intense plastic surgery. Besides that, her kids are UGLY!!!
Here's cross-dressing Ozzy from years ago.
And here's crazy, scary Daddy Ozzy with the offspring:
Mmm-hmmm...and a lovely family portrait of the Osbournes:
I sure hope that Elisabeth stumbles upon this thread and is following along.
Oh...here's a scary one:
Here we go...mainstream Daddy Ozzy:
And the Hasselbecks from a few years ago:
Sharon, the only reason Elisabeth would need to have a lobotomy would be if she were going to have a debate with Ozzy and she wanted to make it fair.
....and, THIS from a woman who thought Ozzy Osbourne had SO much talent...
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she married him...???
It's an act. That's a clue.