Caption Hillary and her "husband" Bill in their 'Sopranos' web video

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 6/20/07 | staff

[llevrok]

And after Monica got done, it shriveled up and turned orange like this."

[OpusatFR]

All you have to do is remind people that the Clintons are part of the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clintonwannebe babyboomer leaders and that The Sopranos lookalike is what you would get for President.

She’s tonedeaf and her people while slick, are also out of touch.

[Sue Perkick]

I couldn’t watch the video either. The screen caps say enough.

[catpuppy]

"See Bill, this little record machine is just like a taxpayer. By hitting it here and poking it there you can get it to sing while robbing it blind. Already this morning I've managed to sneak a dozen quarters out of this one without anybody knowing."

[TheSpottedOwl]

I saw this on Fox last night. For those who don’t know what the demonic duo are capable of, they will be sucked in...hook, line, and sinker. I have to say that it was a very good commercial, right down to “Chelsea’s car going up over the curb”.

[TomGuy]

Team Hillary has no originality.

[OESY]

"This carrot reminds me: I wonder how many dead pet cats and rabbits
it will take this year to get the attention of the electorate? As far as
that goes, have we put Lenzner and Palladino back on the payroll?"

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[Sal]

Bill getting carrots instead of fries is cute.

Especially as it's a tiny little carrot that bends to the left.

[jmyrlefuller]

And to think that the first (and I pray to God, only) Clinton presidency was just as bad, if not worse, as the Sopranos finale— only 8 years long instead of an hour.

[OESY]

Quotes from Analyze This:(CAUTION: Language Alert)

Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?

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Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the “family” I had in mind.

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Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you, you understand?

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Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn’t with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I’m not, I’m just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can’t do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can’t you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that’s the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

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Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn’t really gonna whack you.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul...
Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn’t get an erection?
Boss Paul Vitti: Don’t that prove I’m motivated?
Dr. Ben Sobel: You know, you can take a pill for that.
Boss Paul Vitti: Nah, you start with the pills, the next thing you know you’re putting in hydraulics. A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn’t be achieved at all.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Hmm, I think Mark Twain said that, didn’t he?

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Primo: I’d like to see a movie, but it’s nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work.

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Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, I didn’t ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.

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Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men’s room next to the Burger King.

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[Preparing to kill him]
Jelly: Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Don’t kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn’t get more personal.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I’m a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: You don’t hear the word “no” a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it’s more like “no, please, no!”

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Dr. Ben Sobel: I am redefining 'weird' on an hourly basis.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: You know normally a patient wouldn’t have a vat of Scotch during a session.

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Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this “closure” thing is. If that’s what he’s going to hit us with it, I want to be ready.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: You know what I do when I’m angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.
[Vitti pulls out a gun and shoots a pillow]
Boss Paul Vitti: There’s your fuckin’ pillow.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better?
Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do.

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[Impersonating a gangster]
Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I’m also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.

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Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn’t get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck’s the matter with you?

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[Ben Sobel is in a bathroom stall of Paul Vitti’s favorite restaurant trying to remove an FBI wire from his chest with Jelly standing outside. He hears Ben grunting and swearing]
Jelly: You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...

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[Ben rushes up to Paul’s room after Jelly throws a hit man off the balcony onto the wedding party]
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain’t my fault.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, so you’re telling me it was suicide?
Boss Paul Vitti: I don’t know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly: [taking out a pen] Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, and let me guess what it says? “Life is bullshit, I can’t fucking take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy.”
Jelly: Hey, that’s good, Doc.

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[Paul is anxious about his impotence]
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can’t get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can’t have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.

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Boss Paul Vitti: [narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he’s the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a meeting. A big meeting.

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[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul’s gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one’s mine. You got the ‘72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: That’s it! Over! I’m no longer your doctor!
Boss Paul Vitti: What? ‘Cause of this?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Because of this little DOUBLE HOMICIDE? YES!

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FBI Agent Steadman: Dr. Sobel, Mam. I’m Agent Steadman, Agent Ricci, Agent Provano, Federal Bureau Of Investigation, OCD.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
FBI Agent Ricci: Organized Crime Division. We need to talk.

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[weegee]

"I wonder what Monica is up to?"

[bannie]

bill: "Hey, hil, remind you of anything?"

shrillery: "It's not bent enough, you idiot."

[weegee]

Odd how Al Qaeda releases videos to the web (and so does Paris Hilton) and suddenly the DNC sees it as the secret to their future success.

[weegee]

I've seen this scene before. The gangster puts a coin in the jukebox, "I went from rags to riches" plays, and the gangster whacks the mobster who brings shame upon the family.

[andy58-in-nh]

So who’s playing the role of A.J.?

I don't know, but I can tell you for sure who's playing Big Pussy.

[doug from upland]

YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS - http://youtube.com/watch?v=wl0NmAF2GtM

Here is one that’s not mine I just found - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJKLc5mlij4&NR=1

[redstates4ever]

*SNORT* Almost lost my mouthful of coffee on that one... :)

[Albion Wilde]

But who has more "Goomads" (Italian for godmother) on the side?

Just a little clarification.... The word is Sicilian dialect for "comare", which in Italian is pronounced cam-ARE-eh, and it also means "female extended family members", "close female friends of the family," "female neighbors", "gossips", "old ladies" and also "mistresses." In Neapolitan dialect it is pronounced more like "gooMAR".

The male equivalent is "compare", com-PAR-eh, from which you get "goomBOT" in Sicilian and "goomPAHR" in Neapolitan. Its first meaning is also godfather, and it is also used for close male relatives and friends, any kind of informal sponsor or mentor, and also the best man at a wedding.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

My exact thought! GMTA

CC&E

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