[Joe 6-pack]

"Within an election cycle or two, the dog would have ended up on the ballot."

I daresay my two boys would be more effective at securing the border than *certain* elected officials...

[EternalVigilance]

Shoot, they could do most anything better than *certain* elected officials...

[FMBass]

Good looking dogs!

[BobS]

Keep your dogs at home. Find a whole bunch of wild dogs and make them real mad and release those dogs on the border at night. Get them from dogcatchers, kennels, etc. Put a coyote in there to run the show and make him real mad too. Kick them out of a U-Haul at sunset on your favorite spot. You need thick trainer gear for this and a small whip.

That's the military way to scare an enemy to hell.