Being analytical, I believe I have found the source of the problem.
Back to the physics book I went. If you increase the mass of an object you can increase its gravitational pull.
So let’s say that the earth’s mass is now greater thus creating an increasing gravitational pull.
What is the source of the increased mass?
It’s just got to be that everyone is keeping all the National Geographic magazines. Everyone has shelves and shelves of them. Once I even saw a couple hundred in Aunt Edna’s bathtub.
Aunt Edna kept everything, empty spice containers, the tanned pelt of the bobcat she had shot for eating her peacocks out of the barn, lots of old newspapers and all the National Geographic magazines that had come since they were married in 1945.
There was pretty much NO MORE ROOM in her small house. So she sat in the driver’s seat of the car....(the rest of the car was also filled). Because there was no room to sit in the house.
Aunt Edna had grossly contributed to the mass of the earth by not recycling things. Thus making me weigh more.
The last time I got on the Dr.’s scale I was also horrified at the number. So I tried to explain that I needed to deduct 5 pounds for Aunt Edna and another 10 for all the other Aunt Ednas of the world.
The Dr. would not buy it.
LOL!
The best way to deal with old National Geographics is to invite the grandchildren over. They instantly get out the scissors, paste, and old National Geographic magazines, cut out the pictures, and go to work with them. Then you recycle the whole mess about a week later, when they’ve moved on to new efforts.
I want a magnet that will attract the fat on my behind and levitate it off my body.
when i was in the Navy, we all wondered why our off-season unifoms would shrink, just by hangin in the closet.
we think mothball fumes have a bad physics-type effect on polyester...
I can't.