Hunter ping!
There’s really no good reason to detain thim within our borders other than the fact that the rest of the world doesn’t like it. Tough noogies for them.
“Hunter gets it.”
He most certainly does!
Actually, I don’t think we should detain them either. I’m all for tossing them into the sea for shark bait.
Starting with Hillary.
He always has. And his record on Guantanamo is the same as everything, steady and consistent. This is the man we need to win the WOT. President Hunter is how it should be.
I think we need to send the detainees off to somewhere where the courts don’t know they exist.
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. ,20016
Dear Concerned Citizen:
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You’ll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the “Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers” program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his “attitudinal problem” will help him overcome these character flaws.
Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him, and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that Ahmed will recommend as more appropriate attire. I’m sure they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka - over time. Just remind them that it is all part of “respecting his culture and his religious beliefs” - wasn’t that how you put it? We aim to please every one.
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job.
You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we’ll be watching. Good luck!
Cordially...Your Buddy,
Don Rumsfeld
Just as an example, look what happened with Sheik Rahman (S.O.A.R.) and Lynn Stewart. We may not have had a 9/11 if she wasn’t passing messages back and forth.
“Hunter gets it.”
BINGO!
Mr Bush, doesn’t, once again.
Unfortunately the left does’nt get it.