[Enduring Freedom]

i cannot tell you how many times this happened:

1. i am writing a software program, and make an error;
2. the error is actually fate intervening, for suddenly my program runs perfectly, beyond my wildest expectations

not
never
not
never
not
never
not
morons

[Radioflyer]

Get back to me when that program writes itself without any input from you whatsoever. Thanks!