[Clam Digger]

Damn, I need grad students working for me. Interns are generally too dumb.

[GOPJ]

...Leiken proclaims that the radical Islamists are really moderates who the United States can engage. Wow says Condi Rice. Do tell, asks the State Department. Has he read their extremist statements in Arabic? Nope, who needs Arabic. How about the translations and academic papers on the subject? Waste of time. Study of Koranic and Islamic sources? That’s for wimps and suckers. All you have to do is talk to them and then you know. Because hardline supporters of terrorism who cheer the murder of people by kidnappers and suicide bombers wouldn’t lie to you, would they?

Either it's a way to marginalize ME nutcases, or we're got our head in the sand...

[claudiustg]

Heh, I knew these Islamics once...

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[Gideon T. Reader]

And I; Schmuck that I am, risked my ass doing a miserable and thankless job for over thirty years, when I could have been an Middle East expert.
What? A laptop?
A nice briefcase? A couple a good suits, a pair of desert boots, a fancy shmancy pen and Square Deal marble black & white notebook and some nice, classy business cards,...?
What? Were talking roughly $5 or 6 grand and you are in business.
Damn! You think it's too late?

[RDTF]

probably wasn’t meant to be funny but made me laugh

[Kirkwood]

I know a guy who wrote a novel in his spare time that was loosely based on afghanistan tribal warfare. He essentially knew NOTHING about Islam, arabs, taliban, afghanistan, etc. He just made things up that sounded halfway plausible in order to make the novel readable. Suddenly he was considered an expert on terrorism and the middle east in general and wound up on all of these morning talk shows during his book tour being asked questions as if he actually knew what was going on in the middle east. He faked his way through the interviews by throwing out some names of terrorists and places and mentoning a few well-known events in recent history about the region. Fooled everyone.

[lilylangtree]

Damn! I could put on a burka and with my trusty laptop interview a few islamic women and become a Middle East expert on women.