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Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations' (Political Correctness...in SPACE!)
The Daily Redundancy ^
| 06/22/2007
Posted on 06/26/2007 6:42:04 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007
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Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke.
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Je$$e Jack$on and Al $harpton led the way.
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:42:57 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Rudy Giuliani’s candidacy is fading faster than an abortionist’s conscience.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Isn’t that what Bill clinton calls his Harlem babes?
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:44:36 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought they were referring to “hole” as the word leading to the renaming. But, yeah, it’s a joke.
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:44:55 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: TommyDale
So I now have to refer to them as “Super High Gravity Race Baiters”?
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:45:00 AM PDT
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
white dwarfs have also been renamed as:
pigment-deficient vertically-challenged
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:45:45 AM PDT
by
Enduring Freedom
(jorge bush is the first mexican president)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Ya got me! The sad thing is that these headlines, at first reading, are actually plausible.
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:45:45 AM PDT
by
n230099
("A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Huntress
Now we just need someone to start the NAACH: National Association for the Advancement of Colored Holes.
...man, that sounds weird.
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:48:12 AM PDT
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Why vote for Duncan Hunter in 2008? Look at my profile.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole....
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:48:20 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
To: Ultra Sonic 007
went right over my head....
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:49:36 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought black holes have already been renamed to “Hillary’s Heart” or “Al Gore’s Brain”
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:51:22 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Clam Digger
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought that place was in Calcutta?
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:56:02 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I don’t get it. How could one confuse a collapsed star with an obnoxius person of color?
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posted on
06/26/2007 6:56:36 AM PDT
by
Clioman
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Gravity is a function of mass and when Al Sharpton is in the area, a definite gravitational anomaly is detectable.
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations'
Why would anybody want to do that?!?
Just about everyone would agree that black holes are attractive.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:04:00 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Hey no “baiting the field” via headline enhancement! :-)
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:04:07 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
“Oh WOW, Man!! Is that Diana Ross??”....
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:05:07 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
About time the term was changed; it’s blatantly unfair to my butt.
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