[the final gentleman]

The “moral relativists among us” will institute their “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.

So look on the bottom of page 14, section D, for a two line newspaper report of this latest horrific amusement by the merry animals of the religion of peace.

Or sublimate and turn on the telly and hear the latest about the mad antics of Paris Hilton.

And try not to have night dreams about 20 disembodied heads.

[Beckwith]

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