[truthkeeper]

That's nothing - he broke into my house and replaced everything with exact replicas!!

LOL...I'm actually in tears!

[gov_bean_ counter]

That's nothing - he broke into my house and replaced everything with exact replicas!!

Said in my best Steve Martin complete with hand gyrations and body shakes.

[coconutt2000]

Well, that’s something...

Dick Cheney replaced my (ex) girlfriend with an evil clone, right after he used a specially tailored retrovirus to shrink my genitals.

He is evil incarnate, I tell you true!