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Posted on 07/01/2007 1:28:32 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
Public Service Ping...
For such a lucky gal to have such a young healthy looking body she kinda ruins it with the plumber butt look.
I suppose some men find it “hot”.
I would be embarressed kinda like having toilet tissue stuck to your foot.
A bump from KV!
FREEPER TAKES A LICKIN” KEEPS A TICKIN”
Address:http://community-2.webtv.net/YaquinaBay/FREEPERTAKESALICKIN/
Thank you very much, tubebender!!
And this just in:
$100 from Montana
$150 from California
$100 from New Jersey
Thank you all very much!!
JimRob was in an earthquake? In Tokyo in a Honda?
I thought that was an aphorism for flatulence.
Thank you, LucyT!!
Damn!
MONTANA, CALIFORNIA & NEW JERSEY
| SYMPTON | FAULT | ACTION |
| Feet cold and wet. | Glass being held at incorrect angle. | Rotate glass so that open end points to ceiling. |
| Feet warm and wet. | Improper bladder control. | Stand next to nearest dog. Complain about house training. |
| Beer unusually pale and tasteless. | Glass empty. | Get someone to buy you another beer. |
| Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. | You have fallen over backward. | Have yourself lashed to the bar. |
| Mouth contains cigarette butts. | You have fallen forward. | See above. |
| Beer tasteless. Front of shirt is wet. | Mouth not open or glass applied to wrong part of face. | Retire to restroom. Practice in front of mirror. |
| Floor blurred. | You are looking through bottom of empty glass. | Get someone to buy you another beer. |
| Floor moving. | You are being carried out. | Find out if you are being taken to another bar. |
| Room seems unusually dark. | Bar has closed. | Confirm home address with bartender. |
| Everyone looks up to you and smiles. | You are dancing on the table. | Fall on someone cushy-looking. |
| Beer is crystal-clear. | It's water. Your friends are trying to sober you up. | Find a new set of friends. |
| Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. | You have been in a fight. | Not knowing who you fought with, apologize to everyone. |
| Don't recognize anyone. Don't recognize the room. | You've wandered into the wrong party. | See if they have free beer. |
| Your singing sounds distorted. | The beer is too weak. | Drink more until your voice improves. |
BEER TRAP
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer”.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs”. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.
At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship”. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage”. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up “Golf Courses” in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works, click here:
I trust that will serve as fair warning. Excellent.
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