[TomGuy]

She was visiting a friend in London who lives about three miles from where the failed car bombs were found. I will be so glad when she gets home.

Chelsea Clinton just happened to be jogging around the Glasgow airport when that car struck the doorway and exploded, and she inadvertantly bumped in to one of the guys in the vehicle. She rush over to a payphone that was nearby, and called Hillary, and complained that Bush's tax cuts caused the explosing.

[Badeye]

Very funny, and a demonstration of great memory to boot!