How to meet and marry a billionaire Money magazine's guide to the mating habits of the ultra rich

Today via MSNBC ^ | 7-02-07

[Bladerunnuh]

We scoured the how-to-marry-rich literature and talked to society watchers, upscale matchmakers and wealth experts. And we pored over divorce news to see how spouse No. 1 was supplanted by spouse No. 2 (or 3).

Unfortunately, those who had already made it to Fat City refused to say how they got there. "I am just not telling," said one billionaire's wife over her cellphone before hanging up.

Nonetheless, our findings were encouraging. Marrying a billionaire is not beyond your grasp, as long as you're willing to work hard toward your goal. (Yes, hard work - albeit of a different kind - is still a requisite for achieving wealth.)

You will first need to identify the billionaires in you

[Bladerunnuh]

First... find a billionaire. Then...

[Vision]

This is a screwed up article.

[dforest]

This should be a topic for Wild Kingdom.

[yobid]

The things that pass for news these days.

[rabscuttle385]

Gold digger alert!

[GQuagmire]

Ask Jawn Kerry.

[rabscuttle385]

A seven-figure donation from your beloved to the school of your choice and your kids are in the door, even if they're no smarter than grapefruit.

The fact that this actually happens makes me sick.

Admissions to Universities and Colleges should be purely on the basis of merit and merit alone.

Oops...I forgot, Universities and Colleges are businesses now.

[Citizen Tom Paine]

It sound like a recipe for Rabbit Stew. First catch the rabbit....

[lowbridge]

How to meet and marry a billionaire

You gotta be female, under thirty year old (the closer to twenty, even under it, the better), and have a great set of hooters.

[durasell]

Admissions to Universities and Colleges should be purely on the basis of merit and merit alone

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Yeah, uh okay. And I want a diamond-studded pony.

Admissions to good universities were never based on merit alone.

[absolootezer0]

be a multibillionaire?

[TOWER]

Step 1: Collect underpants.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

[blues-train]

use the time tested method: sleep your way to the top.

[AppyPappy]

And you have to play docile for a while until you can start taking things over. A woman who can take over a man’s life has a big hook in him. And a lot of men are happy to let them handle that kind of stuff.

But first you have to convince him that you are not going to do what you are going to do.

[wastedyears]

Anybody think a princess of another country is short, 20 and single?

[vietvet67]

I know a woman who turned a man into a millionaire.

But he started out as a billionaire. :-)

[avacado]

SCHIEFFER: Senator Kerry?

KERRY: Well, I guess the president and you and I are three examples of lucky people who married up.

(LAUGHTER)

And some would say maybe me more so than others.

(LAUGHTER)

But I can take it.

[reagan_fanatic]

How to meet and marry a billionaire

If you're blonde with a set of 34DD's, you're in.

I.Q's of 80 and above are acceptable, too.

[CholeraJoe]

Without a doubt - one of the best episodes of “South Park.”

[sheik yerbouty]

“Lifestyles of the B*tch(gold digger) and Anus(the gold digee)”!