Profiling:
Pause a moment, if you will. Reflect and then take the following multiple choice test. The events, you will recall, are in the public record.
Do you remember?
1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by :
a. Superman?
b. Jay Leno?
c. Harry Potter?
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
2. In 1972, at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by :
a. Chuck Norris?
b. Sitting Bull?
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians?
b. Drunken Frat Boys?
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
4.During the 1980’s, a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger?
b. The King of Sweden?
c. The Boy Scouts?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy?
b. Pete Rose?
c. Geraldo Rivera?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 —>bingo
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. Alex Rodriguez?
b. Davy Jones?
c. The Little Mermaid?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
7.In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd?
b. Charles Lindberg?
c. Mother Teresa?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
8.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo?
b. Joe Montana?
c. Snoop Dogg?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
9. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons?
b. Ron Artest?
c. Michael Jordan?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
10.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mike Wallace?
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’ s women problems?
c. The World Wrestling Federation?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
11.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Terell Owens?
b. The Supreme Court of Florida?
c. Mr. Bean?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
12.In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron?
b. The Lutheran Church?
c. The NFL?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
13. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde?
b. Captain Kangaroo?
c. Billy Graham?
d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
14. 2004 - Spain Railway bombings :
a. The Pittsburg Pirates?
b. Donald Trump?
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40—>bingo
AND BINGO WAS THEIR NAME, AND NOW—>bingo again......
15. 2005 - London Railway bombings :
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
16. 2006 - Liquid explosives to blow up 10-20 commercial air liners in-flight :
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President’s security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
Let’s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with federal justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story “Forrest Gump” so aptly put it, ‘’Stupid is as stupid does.”
This must apply to some people in the wrong place of American politics.
I see your point, but I think that Sirhan Sirhan was a Lebanese Christian Arab.