[oyez]

I suggest putting him in a padded cell for thirty days, with Paris Hilton

That sounds like a reward to me. We do a lot of put downs about Paris, but what I gathered she isn't an unpleasant person. She just has a sloppy lifestyle. Being paired with Britney Speers would be punishment.

Junior Gore, however will never be locked up. The most he will do is rehab.

[Revolting cat!]

That sounds like a reward to me.

Oh yeah? One word: STD.

[Past Your Eyes]

Paris? Sloppy? Surely you jest.