[TexGuy]

"I've never been wounded, no Purple Hearts – scratches, little bruises, that's all," he said.

Maybe he could apply for a "Kerry Heart"? ... sorry

[SoldierDad]

ROFLOLOL

[Boundless]

> Maybe he could apply for a “Kerry Heart”? ... sorry

Those are only issued to Democrats whose 3 wounds are
all self-inflicted from horseplay with, or incompetent
combat use of grenades or grenade launchers.